Score: 3

"Nothing really good about this..."

submission: Not Of This World!

date: December 15, 2009

Well first of all, I have to say something everyone already knows:
This would've been better on Youtube. The menu is a nice touch, but it's completely useless. The extras and photos are really uniteresting, so this would've worked better without them as Youtube-video. 12.1 MB is pretty much for a flash-movie.

The film itself was just plain bad. The whole plot seemed really immature and it was hard to follow it. I'm not even sure if I understood what was going on. It was also waaaay too short. Didn't like it one bit.

I also didn't understand why the quality was so bad. I know it was intentional, but why? If you were trying to get that old sci-fi movie-feeling, you shouldn't have used such modern camera-angles and shot so many short takes. Not really retro, in my opinion.

All the props were pretty simple and looked too cheap. They seemed pretty "household" to me. You didn't really manage to achieve any retro-futuristic atmosphere with them.
You also should've picked a better location to shoot this film. The background seemed out of place and it was a bit too bright for this kind of movie.

The music was really unappealing. It was repetitive and actually sounded quite annoying.

However, the intro was really well made, so I'll give you 3 for that.

Score: 6

"I'm not really sure if I like this..."

submission: 3rd Grade Transformers

date: October 20, 2009

I have kind of mixed feeling about this one...

The overall graphics were really nice. Kids looked funny and they didn't get too realistic at any time. The animation was also smooth and looked very fluent, two thumbs up for that!
And as usual, the voice acting was superb. It didn't really sound like 3rd graders, but that didn't really bother me at all, it was still good.
Music was nice and cathcy, perfect for this kind of animation.

The bad thing was, that I didn't laugh at all. Funny voice acting isn't enough. You need more than wacky screaming and silly-looking characters to make good comedy.

Also, you released this way too late. Revenge of the Fallen is old news already, nobody talk about it anymore. You should've made this when everyone else was making their Transformers-parodies.

Score: 4

"Disappointed..."

submission: Glass Fish Rhythm

date: October 15, 2009

I usually really like these oldstyle pixel-games, but this game was really horrible. There are couple of things that made me dislike this game:

In my opinion, the music was really annoying. If this is supposed to be a music-game, you should've used better music. But then again, that's just my opinion, others might like it.
Music was well synchronized with the game, but that didn't really make the game much more enjoyable.

I know you're supposed to be controlling a glass-fish underwater, but controls were still a bit too clunky. That made the game way too hard!

I really didn't like the save egg-feature. That just added up to the game's difficulty and it would make more sense if the game would determine the save-spots by itself. It was very annoying to try and find some good save spots without knowing what's ahead of you.

Graphics were really nice, but that's not enough to make this game enjoyable.

Overall, I was expceting a lot more. This is not the worst game ever, but it definetly doesn't deserve to be the game of the week on Newgrounds!

Score: 6

"Has potential..."

submission: Patchman: The Dark Night

date: September 29, 2009

That was medicore flash spiced with very dry humor.

Animation was okay, I really have nothing negative to say about that. The voice acting wasn't really good, the recording quality was excellent, but the voice sounded like it was made by a young boy with a squeaky voice. Other sound effects were decent.

When I saw the title, I immidietly expected to see a Dark Knight parody, but title was obviously completely misleading. That was disappointing.

Overall, this could've been much better but could've a lot worse too.

Score: 10

"Masterpiece!"

submission: Madness Estarox: Part 1

date: September 22, 2009

I really like how this flash gets the series started. The character deveploment plays out very nicely and you can feel like you're really in the Madness-world!

The animation was good and looks very fluent. The movement looks so smooth that Krinkels himself would probably be jeallous. Music fits perfectly and is well synchronized with the animation.

Overall, excellent work. I think is one of the best Madness-flashes ever!

Score: 10

"Inspiring!"

submission: Sloth Rape: The Musical

date: July 26, 2009

Oh, those sloths sure like rape!

Score: 10

"Touching."

submission: RIP, MJ

date: July 12, 2009

He will be missed...

Score: 10

"Kickass!"

submission: China VS Tibet 2008

date: April 1, 2009

That was awesome! I feel so inspired!

Score: 2

"That was really bad."

submission: newgrounds the quiz

date: March 26, 2009

I hate to be a bitch, but I did not enjoy that at all. There were too many things wrong in it. The grammar in the beginning is retarded, the design is boring and not appealing and the file-size was way too big. Almost every question contained useless information that nobody cares about and it's really stupid that you can't see the correct answers at the end!

Music was okay so you'll get two points. But next time, make your quiz's more enjoyable. Spend more time designing it and think of a better questions.

Score: 7

"Disappointing..."

submission: Madness Aggregation

date: March 17, 2009

I'm a fan of the madness series, so it felt pretty bad to see this. The whole 3D-animation just doesn't fit! I like Madness more when it looks like a violent platformer. Also, the story is getting too complex. Madness was more fun when there were just a bunch of guys killing each others for no apparent reason. And what was the deal with the lobster-arm? That was just plain stupid. I was also disappointed how short this was. It took so long to create, I thought it was going to be longer.

But this was still very entertaining. The music was awesome too!