Lare's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3rd Grade Transformers]

I'm not really sure if I like this...

I have kind of mixed feeling about this one...

The overall graphics were really nice. Kids looked funny and they didn't get too realistic at any time. The animation was also smooth and looked very fluent, two thumbs up for that!
And as usual, the voice acting was superb. It didn't really sound like 3rd graders, but that didn't really bother me at all, it was still good.
Music was nice and cathcy, perfect for this kind of animation.

The bad thing was, that I didn't laugh at all. Funny voice acting isn't enough. You need more than wacky screaming and silly-looking characters to make good comedy.

Also, you released this way too late. Revenge of the Fallen is old news already, nobody talk about it anymore. You should've made this when everyone else was making their Transformers-parodies.

[Patchman: The Dark Night]

Has potential...

That was medicore flash spiced with very dry humor.

Animation was okay, I really have nothing negative to say about that. The voice acting wasn't really good, the recording quality was excellent, but the voice sounded like it was made by a young boy with a squeaky voice. Other sound effects were decent.

When I saw the title, I immidietly expected to see a Dark Knight parody, but title was obviously completely misleading. That was disappointing.

Overall, this could've been much better but could've a lot worse too.

[Madness Estarox: Part 1]

Masterpiece!

I really like how this flash gets the series started. The character deveploment plays out very nicely and you can feel like you're really in the Madness-world!

The animation was good and looks very fluent. The movement looks so smooth that Krinkels himself would probably be jeallous. Music fits perfectly and is well synchronized with the animation.

Overall, excellent work. I think is one of the best Madness-flashes ever!

Sidorio responds:

Oh, you're too kind. Part two is really where the action picks up.

[RIP, MJ]

Touching.

He will be missed...

Sidorio responds:

You know what else was touching? Michael Jackson's hands on little boys genitals.

[China VS Tibet 2008]

Kickass!

That was awesome! I feel so inspired!

[Madness Aggregation]

Disappointing...

I'm a fan of the madness series, so it felt pretty bad to see this. The whole 3D-animation just doesn't fit! I like Madness more when it looks like a violent platformer. Also, the story is getting too complex. Madness was more fun when there were just a bunch of guys killing each others for no apparent reason. And what was the deal with the lobster-arm? That was just plain stupid. I was also disappointed how short this was. It took so long to create, I thought it was going to be longer.

But this was still very entertaining. The music was awesome too!

[Its a Tank!]

Exceptional!

It feels good to see that after 8 years of being very active on the site, P-Bot finally decided to submit something!

Anyway, I was really surprised to see something like this. It can't be really reviewed as a flash, but the acting, editing, filming and the music were excellent. And just because it was refereshing to see something like this on the Portal, I'm gonna give it a 10.

[The Real Legend 3]

Alright.

The animation and voice acting was totally awesome, but the story and the jokes are kinda lame. Still, with such a talented bunch of voice actors and such a smooth animation, this flash deserves at least 8/10.

[Salty Dogs]

Incredible.

That was so beautiful it makes me want to cry.

Sidorio responds:

I heard they were adapting this into an Xbox 360 game.

[3:33am]

Damn you, reviews!

That was beautiful. Too bad I accidentally read one of the reviews so it kinda ruined the mood. But still, awesome work! Very good animation, decent voices and the graphics were just what I expected, awesome!