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Lare
I don't have any money so leave me alone.

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Too cool.

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You and your endless war to prove the supremacy of ninjas! Why don't relax with a glass of warm milk?

Relaxing? Warm milk? Those are for weaklings! And ninjas are strong!

Ninjas can use demon abilities for example Sub Zero, Scorpion, Gara, Naruto, and Arcanas from my own bloody stick series. Ninjas actually perfect the of sword fighting. Ninjas are bad ass. They use magic. Better interrogation skills. and many other things that I that i can't fit in to this response.Really, you do need to relax even ninjas relax. You don't need to prove anything. Every person knows that ninjas are better than pirates. Even the pirate fans know that. The reason they still say that pirates are is because they are sore losers. Besides you don't need to worry about pirates. Who need to prove supremacy over are samurais. that is who you need to really worry about. This has been RagaRaga96.

Nice. That actually made a lot of sense! I really should do something to those damn samurais.

Ninja just look cool! And they would OWN a pirate's ass! Maximum Ninja is a good example! Ninjas+Madness= AWESOMENESS!!!!

And that's why it's in my favorites! ;)

I think that people are entitled to thier opinions on this matter but for me, Ninjas always kick ass and there is absolutley nothing to change my mind

You're a wise man.

Pie. I like pie. Pie is good. PIE RULEZ!!!!

Cool.

- each Pirate captain has a Monkey and a Parrot :>
- Pirates can say "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
- there's the song "what shall we do with a drunken sailor", that fits perfectly to pirates but not to ninjas :>
- pirates have a ship and know how to use it

- They rape their pets
- "AAAAAARRRRRRRR" sounds gay
- The song suck ass
- Ninjas don't need ships

Did someone say SOLID SNAKE! Raiden is a ninja and he can destroy tanks with two legs and a immortal bisexual.

Raiden is okay.

Some for Pirates...
-...have gay sex with each other

I'll add that to the list. Thank you.

Agreed, ninjas are better.

You're a very wise man.

good point

What is?

I don't know why people are having these stupid debates when ninjas OWN everything! Look at Chuck Norris!

Well, I'm trying to put an ending to that by telling everyone that ninjas completely own pirates.

Why must we look at only the differences? Why not the similarites?

Ninjas and Pirates both -
-...Are part of an on-going internet debate
-...Are a rank or two lower than samurai
-...Use deadly projectile weaponry
-...Are teh pwnz
-...Can be idiots (though the ninja ones usually die immediately)
-...Use swords
-...Sneak up on people (ninjas sneak up on both people and villages, pirates only the latter)
-...Are contantly at a stalemate (see first one)
-...Can smell bad
-...Are strong, in order to survive
-...Can get scurvy (pirates are more often seen with it, but it happens to ninjas that dispise Vitamin C)
-...Need famous actors to get the general population to realize they exist (more often then not)
-...Can both look butt ugly or dead sexy
-...Eat (face it...they do)
-...Usually have battle scars
-...Get drunk from time to time (there are pirates that don't drink, and drunkard ninjas)
-...Stab people in the back (literally and figuratively)
-...Can (and will) use guns a to kill their enemies (Grandmaster Hatsumi 'll do it)
-...Have a code of honor which they (usually) follow
-...Attack at night (most pirates wore eye-patches to preserve night vision, not because they were wounded in combat)
-...Will kill people for money (Privateers...pirates who hunted for a specific government and were technically "legal", a ninja is not above killing for money)
-...Like treasure (everyone likes treasure)

Those are but a few things that Ninjas and Pirates share. (though not necessarily together)

Okay, let's see...

-True
-Partially true
-True
-Not true
-Hmmm... Can't really say...
-True
-True
-Well, sorta...
-Partially true
-In their own way, yeah.
-Might be true...
-I wouldn't say so...
-Sadly true
-True
-True
-True
-True
-Nah...
-True
-Not true
-Partially true
-True

you must smack your balls

No, I must kick your balls.

Do what want coz a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yarhar tiberdidii! You are a pirate!

Yeah, Lazytown ftw.

We're no strangers love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

You get weirder every day...

Damn it! I have a typo in my last comment! Ignore it!

Yeah, I ingored your whole comment.

Ninjas make better pies than pirates

Ninjas make the best pies in the world.

Which is a better ninja? Cyborg ninja or a regular ninja?

Well, if it comes to killing and wreacking havok, then I'd go with the cyborg ninja. But when you need to stealthy and sneaky, it's good to be a regular ninja. And when you're feeling gay, you should be a pirate.

Pirates wear tight clothes and nijas have majic and marshal arts.

True, true..

Pirates have their own collab *ARRRRRRRRRRRRR* !!!
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/446489">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /446489</a>

Ninjas have their own podcast-show:
www.askaninja.com

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