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Lare
I don't have any money so leave me alone.

Age 33, Male

Leech

Too cool.

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If I fuck a ninja, how hard will his ass bleed?

Ninjas have razors on their butt cheeks. Your dick would be cut off.

Q: Where do ninjas come from?

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i no i am just awesome thx u kind of r 2 and i hav a ? if a ninja has sex with another ninja and it has a kid and the kids a pirate is it a pinja or a pirate

If two ninjas have a kid, how could it possibly be a pirate?

do ninjas have anuses?

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if a banana eats a sandwich which he think is pbj but is tuna can a hippo eat a sheo

Conslut God on this one.

i know what can kill a ninja.... prince of persia? master chief? mario? samus from metroid? all of the dynasty warriors and pikachu. no wait all of them onto one ninja and just to make it even my team gets jesus. you can have fuckign snoopy

Ha! You made a mistake by giving me Snoopy! A ninja and Snoopy are an unstopabble force. Not even all the princes of Persia, UNSC army, Super Mario bros, Metriod crew, dynasty warriors and every single pokemon could defeat them.

Are the TMNTs really ninjas? Do new ninjas watch this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFCMU">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEw EFCMU</a>

Added the fisrt question. I've seen the video though.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!
DO THE NINJAS INVENTED HENTAI??????

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Can it get annoying getting PM'd these kinds of questions?

Well, I don't get much PM's anymore. Everyone started to post questions here.

can i hav a cookie :D and why cant ninjas have a pirite 4 a kid its the kids disishoun

Okay, you can have a cookie. But if two ninjas have a baby, it couldn't possibly be so stupid that it would decide to be a pirate.

fucking snoopy. so do you actually practice a martial art

Well, if MMA is a martial art, then yes.

what MMA?

Dont you know what MMA means? It's Mixed Martial Arts.

yea a cookie :D ... num num num

And there better not be any crumbs on my userpage!

If you didn't like my art you could have just left my userpage, you can do it just by hitting backspace..but no..you had to come in and tell me that my program sucks because I can't afford Photoshop...I didn't want to be the best, that's why I post that shit on my own userpage. I even admitted it was bad, but if you're SO TIRED of people posting THEIR ART on THEIR USERPAGES, then you and your overcontrolling Nazi bullshit can piss off.

"Oh, thanks for being an asshole!" - You, 2nd comment on this page. Seems you're not so nice yourself.

And another person who can't just accept critisism. It's not my fault that I think your "art" sucks. I was actually going to give you a free CS2 if you would have asked for it, but it seems you can't take any critisim, so screw you then.

Do ninjas ever have the need to masterbate?
(Thats a question we all need to know)

Yes, and people get killed when that happends. But I'll leave that out of the main FAQ...

I didn't ask for criticism. Of course I won't take it. You just came up to a random person and told them their art was horrible. Not my fault I don't have a desk, and am forced to use my leg as my mouse pad. Not my fault I'm colorblind. Not my fault I've never been able to color inside the lines. Art isn't even a hobby of mine. I made these art when my internet was off and I'm loading them to show to my friend then YOU show up and tell me it's horrible. Look at it from that point of view.

If we were on the street and I was making crappy art in my notebook and showing my friend would you come up and tell me what I was doing wrong? My userpage is like my notebook, it's my personal space to do what I want with it. You didn't have to look, you didn't have to say anything. You could have said "This guy sucks" and never looked back.

Thanks for offering to give me a free program, but I don't need it. I'm not making any new art..it's too horrible.

Well, sorry if I was a bitch, but you did say you're starting a new blog, so I thought you wanted to know peoples opinions. And remember, this is Newgrounds. It was just a matter of time before someone would tell their negative opinions about your pictures. And let's face it, my review wasn't really agressive.

And hey man, publically I'm sorry shit went sour between us. I got overly defensive like I do sometimes and it was crappy of me. Let's stop fighting. There are too many REAL assholes on here to worry about each other.

I dig your ninja scheme, man. I can't hate on it at all..not even a period out of place :) I'm sorry I was a dick.

Agreed. Let's stop fighting. And I'm glad you like ninjas. If you wouldn't, then this truce would never be possible! :)

Well first i must say, Ninjas Rule Hard
Also this <a href="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/jakcartographer/1182108263598.jpg">http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb 289/jakcartographer/1182108263598.jpg </a>
No it not a bad link just a funny picture bout' ninjas
Also i have a question
Will ninjas ever rule the world? =)
AlSO sure i'll bring you a souviner :P

Thanks, and added your question.

Q: Do ninjas have anuses?
A: Yes, and they're deadly.

now, that made me think...
lol

Don't think about it too much, you might die.

i want to spar with you

Sure, but then you would die.

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