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PIRATES CAN BURN IN HELL

Word!

pirates are gayish

They're way beyond that!

Erm..

Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides, also know as Stratiomyidae flies, are a family of Diptera (historically placed in the now-obsolete group Orthorrhapha). The family contains about 1,500 species in about 400 genera worldwide. Adults are found near larval habitats. Larvae can be found in a diverse array of situations mostly in wetlands and damp places in soil, sod, under bark, and in animal excrement and decaying organic matter. They are diverse in size and shape, though they commonly are partly or wholly metallic green, or somewhat wasplike mimics, marked with black and yellow or green and sometimes metallic. They are often rather inactive flies which typically rest with their wings placed one above the other over the abdomen.

Oh, I almost forgot! Dolplins are the only other mamals besides humans that have sex for fun. Dolphin copulation happens belly to belly and though many species engage in lengthy foreplay, the actual act is usually only brief, but may be repeated several times within a short timespan. The gestation period varies per species; for the small Tucuxi dolphin, this period is around 11 to 12 months, while for the Orca the gestation period is around 17 months. They usually become sexually active at a young age, even before reaching sexual maturity. The age at which sexual maturity is reached varies per species and gender. A nother mentionable fact is, that dolphins are known to have homosexual relationships. It's a disturbing image, I know.

I hope this answers your question. Have a nice day.

MATT DAMON, just kicked the crap out of some pirates

Yeah, well that's not difficult. Aftre all, pirates are just a bunch stupid drunks.

Pirates..

pshh.

I know!

pshh.

omg, that picture made me lol so hard, i thought i would die

Thanks. 5 seconds of designing and 10 minutes of Photoshopping.

Why Bungie?

I couldn't think of a more influental studio at the time, so I just picked Bungie randomly. And also because Halo is awesome.

fucking class

Huh?

lolzorz
I can hear the commericial...
"Pong! Rated M for Mature."

Well, it may not seem violent, but that white ball can cause serious damage!

Ninja attack!

Ninja-defence!

you should make it beer pong.

I should make it what?

PONG is back. And its better than ever.

Its also rated M for Mature!

Back? You mean this is not a new title?

Wuzzles > ninja pirates

Arr...

That game looks awesome. Ninjas totally own the pirates' faces!

I couldn't agree more.

^ ^

o_0

Whats with the dispute between pirates and ninjas?

"All nature says that ninjas and pirates must be mortal enemies."
- Some old guy many years ago

pirates = mythical creatures XD
and whats that game rated M for??
violent ball hitting??

<3 Growly

pirates = homosexual creatures

And yes, it's very brutal to wacth that white ball getting beat up.

holy crap that looks awesome whens it comin out :D ps chuck nores sux

I don't know, but probably before Saints Row 2.

Oh, and never speak ill of Chuck Norris. He's wathcing.

beer pong... go look it up, you crazy. :P

Yeah, I know. It's awesome.

Damn, I hate those stinking pirates!

So now that we got that Ninjas vs Pirates-stuff out of the way, I got an announcement. There's a new game hitting the stores this year. There are rumors that it will be more popular than Halo 3, CoD 4 and MGS 4 all together! I managed to get a hold of beta-copy, and let me tell you something, it's revolutionary! I can't really reveal all the details, but the basic idea is, that there are two white blocks bouncing a white ball between them! It rocks!

I took a photo of the cover:

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