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Lare
I don't have any money so leave me alone.

Age 33, Male

Leech

Too cool.

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Pirates pwn your face.

I don't think so.

I call... DARK MAGICIAN! GO, DARK MAGIC ATTACK!

I call... FLASHLIGHT!

dunnoi who is taryn malinowski...... btw can ninjas work as mercenaries

Look at the address-bar. Yes, they can.

i will need 2 hire you then...... kill Kata Dunjich and i will give you 10 000 USD......

True ninjas don't accept money as reward. You'll have to do something for me too.

if i throw a random person at a randomly place ninja weapon am i a ninja

No.

Tom Fulp's girlfriend? Wade's?

Oh, that was extremely close! Just add two letters before the word "girlfriend".

anything if we put out gay things.....

Make an offer.

Cool!!

I know, right?

EX! They used to have sex, but now she is an ex!

DING, DING, DING!!!

We have a winner! She's indeed Tom Fulp's ex-girlfriend.

wow u a real ninja?!......:o

Damn right I am!

So, can I have a cookie now?

Yes. I will fax it to you.

Hi lare.

Hi, random person.

wow i can tell you FUCKING LOVE NINJAS

Well, I am a ninja, so yeah...

Lare Teach me to be a ninja of defendance of evil and ally of light and i shall not kill.

Say what?

Besides Newgrounds, do I know you anywhere else? By any chance?

Like where?

Nice Ninja Equipment. Do you know the ninja bunny Usagi?

Yeah, I know, but I'm not a fan.

Your name looks a lot like "Lame."

How unfortunate.

And your username looks a lot like "Very lame and boring"

Ha, take that!

So the official ninja day is closing. How you gona selebrate it?
By the way the sertificate is very cool. Congratulations.

Too early to think about that, but I'll probably spend my day killing pirates.

nice

Ice.

*hands you a legendary katana* Take this

Thanks.

*accidentally drops it and breaks it*

Oops, sorry.

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