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Lare
I don't have any money so leave me alone.

Age 33, Male

Leech

Too cool.

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for you, I mean...

i'm not invited to any party =( i'm just...

... too cool!

Wait... You're cool!?

of course i'm cool! what do you think I am? a NINJA!?!? Psshh! I'm a freaking PIRATE and PIRATES are COOL!!! unlike NINJAS!

but yes, I am a PARTEEEHHH MONSTAAHH!!!

So you LIKE to uses RANDOM caps, HUH? Well JUST for THE record, pirates ARE not cool, NINJAS are.

Stripper Ninja Girl > Ninja Girl

Makes sense.

mmm... i'd hit it

It's a ninja, you can't hit it.

Hahahahahhahahah!

Explain.

you like too much the ninjas
patetic
nah, just joking
Ninjas rulez

Yes, ninjas do rule indeed.

umm... >_> so what's next?

I'm going to say your mom.

just remembered! You promised to me that you would make a post that's TITLED as "Pirates are way cooler than ninjas", but you didn't! You are nothing to me now you...

"Projectile vomit, hot diarrhea, spewing all out of my ass!
Box of dead puppies mixed with monkey guts, they really give me gas!

Shit all over a cemetery while I'm shooting dope!
Pus covered crackhead eating his toe-jam, flashing his dick at the Pope!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit!
Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit FUCK!!

Elephant penis stuck in a kitten, covered in crack ho shit!
Horse intestines baked in a casserole, server to some preschool kids!

N****rs, kikes, spics, slants and gooks let's not give them a pass!
If you're insulted I don't apologize, SUCK A GAY RHINO'S ASS!!!

Everybody sing
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit!
Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit FUCK!!!

Well I did, sorta... I just tried to be a little more creative!

Also, cocks.

well you are an 455H0L3

Me?

well you too xDDD

Well you're a big meanie. And an asshole.

I love you.

I love you too.

why won't you make a new post?

Why should I?

I love you

You do realize that you have put me in to a position where I have to say "I love you too", right? And that's pretty annoying...

The picture is proof that ninjas > pirates.

/discussion.

Too right, mate.

HEY! You have to buy me golden tentacle next friday!

Golden tentacle? I thought you were a man! Men drink beer!

I don't like beer :(

Then you're a woman.

GOLDEN TENTACLE!

Fine, I'll get you your gay-drink.

I hate China! It sucks! I piss on Mao! I drink GOLDEN TENTACLE NOT SAKE!

Because of this wonderful word filter, I have no idea what you just said.

SHIT!!!

Yeah, I had sex with your mom too.

they so are

Are so they?

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