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Ninjas own.

Posted by Lare - June 11th, 2008


That's right, ninjas do own. It makes me sick to think that someone would even suggest that something so retarded as pirates, could actually put up a fight against a ninja!

Seriously, people! What's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a pirate? They look ugly, they stink, they're always drunk, they're full of diseases, they talk like idiots, they can't even disappear using a smokebomb and according to my research, 99.78% of them are also attracted to other men! What is so cool about that? And ninja? They look incredibly cool, they don't stink, you can't find them drunk, they're 100% disease free, their languages sound awesome, they can do flippin' ninja moves and are totally straight!

So please stop telling me that pirates are even remotely cool, okay?

EDIT: I was testing these flame effects on photoshop, and this is what I came up with:

http://img388.imageshack.us/my.php?ima ge=ninjaflamessmallvw9.gif

Image is too big for Newgrounds servers, so you have to view in there.


Comments

.... So I heard u liek mudkips?

Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS.

Ninjas r way better.

Damn right they are!

Of course, ninjas are better!
I like pirates, 'cos they're usually funny, but ninjas are so fast, so clever, so mysterious... Much more useful and above all honourable. That's not the same as always-drunk pirates.

You couldn't be more right!

ninjas do pwn <.<

Correct.

if u like ninjas get ninja gaiden 2

Already got it!

ninja GAYden sux
btw
what kind of meelee sports do ninjas do ? dont tell me they use this ridicolous "ninjutsu" ?! i know enough ppl who do this and i kick them all in sparring :-/

Well, I respect your opinion on the Ninja Gaiden, but how dare you even suggest that someone could beat a ninja in a hand-to-hand-combat!? That's just absurd! I don't know what kind of ninjas you have been fighting, but if you could kick their asses, they were not ninjas.

the fact is we're talking about different kinds of ninjas
I am talking about the ancient traditional japanese assassin
you are talking about fictional fantasy ninjas that can jump 10 feet :>
but usually people need certain techniqes to stand a hand-to-hand combat. you can't just own because you are a ninja. in fact, your techniqe and your practice, the learning out of your losses and failures make you a ninja.
or am i wrong ?

These "fantasy ninjas" that you're talking about, are actually the real deal. Ninjas have evolved from Japanese assasins into these modern day masters of mortal life.

And about that unarmed fighting. Ninjas were experts of Tai-Jutsu, the art of hand-to-hand comabt. One reason that their style of fighting was so effective, was that they not only studied punching and kicking, but they studied the human body as well. They actually were what we would call "killing machines".

So they didn't own because they were ninjas, they were ninjas because they owned. But you are right about one thing, ninja would more from failures than successes.

okay ! but still i think that pirates are sooooooooo much cooler than ninjas :P

Well, I respect your opinion. But you're wrong.

Ah, i shat myself laughing. Damn, I need new underwear!!!
Yeah, I never saw why everyone liked pirates so much, and ninjas are far superior in every way. It's not even fair to compare the two, ninjas are that awesome.

You are so right! There's in no way you could even think about thinking about thinking that pirates could put a fight against ninjas! I really like the way you think!

ninjas e<a href="http://www..">www..</a>. how unoriginal but if you like them congrats for you.

Touche...

where are the ninjas?! =O

Where you least expect them to be...

how do i become a ninja?
pirates suck btw... dont listen to waht people are telling you haha

There is only one way to become a ninja (or in this case kunoichi, a female ninja):

Watch all seasons of TMNT, complete the Ninja Gaiden and Tenchu games and listen to Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap". Those are the key steps in becoming a ninja. From there, it's just pure, 100% training.

Oh, and you couldn't be more right, pirates really suck.

"young lady!"
we're practically the same age lol

That was me trying to sound responsible. :)

What makes you think Ninjas don't have disease? You haven't even met a real ninja, or a pirate. Pirates may talk like idiots, but they at least talk! You don't know anything about the Ninjas personal hygiene either, so you cannot automatically declare them "non-stinky". You just pulled 99.78% out of the air and have no proof Pirates are gay, and there is really nothing wrong with that. A real Ninja liker would respect everyones life choices as well, even if they are gay.

Since when did drinking alcohol and being drunk become un-cool?

You fail. End.

Hey, it's not my fault if you don't have any friends!

responsibility > laziness haha
you > me

I believe you're correct.

Hmm, I should have expected somone like you to reply to my post with something with no relevannce to what the topic is. Try actually replying.

I don't have any friends and you're whole account and page has to do with Ninjas... Who's the real loser here?

It would be too easy to just say "You", so I'm gonna let you be.

Lol, ok...

And now we're best friends forever!

and if it makes you feel any better
Lare > Smartdog

even if you guys are biffers haha

Why you little..!

seriously people, pirates against a ninja? thats like an ant against a WMD. ninjas can kick more ass in a minute than a pirate can in a freakin millenium!

awesome

Awesome, indeed!

On a political sidenote, FUCK NINJAS.

Actally, your sidenote is politically incorrect. The correct phrase would be: FUCK YOU.

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