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Ninjas own.

Posted by Lare - June 11th, 2008

That's right, ninjas do own. It makes me sick to think that someone would even suggest that something so retarded as pirates, could actually put up a fight against a ninja!

Seriously, people! What's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a pirate? They look ugly, they stink, they're always drunk, they're full of diseases, they talk like idiots, they can't even disappear using a smokebomb and according to my research, 99.78% of them are also attracted to other men! What is so cool about that? And ninja? They look incredibly cool, they don't stink, you can't find them drunk, they're 100% disease free, their languages sound awesome, they can do flippin' ninja moves and are totally straight!

So please stop telling me that pirates are even remotely cool, okay?

EDIT: I was testing these flame effects on photoshop, and this is what I came up with:

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Spartan204 2008-06-12 09:38:08

.... So I heard u liek mudkips?

Lare 2008-06-12 09:38:08

Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS.

bomb50 2008-06-12 15:35:49

Ninjas r way better.

Lare 2008-06-12 15:35:49

Damn right they are!

KuroiYasha 2008-06-13 11:31:02

Of course, ninjas are better!
I like pirates, 'cos they're usually funny, but ninjas are so fast, so clever, so mysterious... Much more useful and above all honourable. That's not the same as always-drunk pirates.

Lare 2008-06-13 11:31:02

You couldn't be more right!

pwner001 2008-06-13 17:03:17

ninjas do pwn <.<

Lare 2008-06-13 17:03:17

Correct.

pwner001 2008-06-13 17:04:50

if u like ninjas get ninja gaiden 2

Lare 2008-06-13 17:04:50

Already got it!

NonPlusUltra 2008-06-13 21:54:25

ninja GAYden sux
btw
what kind of meelee sports do ninjas do ? dont tell me they use this ridicolous "ninjutsu" ?! i know enough ppl who do this and i kick them all in sparring :-/

Lare 2008-06-13 21:54:25

Well, I respect your opinion on the Ninja Gaiden, but how dare you even suggest that someone could beat a ninja in a hand-to-hand-combat!? That's just absurd! I don't know what kind of ninjas you have been fighting, but if you could kick their asses, they were not ninjas.

NonPlusUltra 2008-06-14 05:23:11

the fact is we're talking about different kinds of ninjas
I am talking about the ancient traditional japanese assassin
you are talking about fictional fantasy ninjas that can jump 10 feet :>
but usually people need certain techniqes to stand a hand-to-hand combat. you can't just own because you are a ninja. in fact, your techniqe and your practice, the learning out of your losses and failures make you a ninja.
or am i wrong ?

Lare 2008-06-14 05:23:11

These "fantasy ninjas" that you're talking about, are actually the real deal. Ninjas have evolved from Japanese assasins into these modern day masters of mortal life.

And about that unarmed fighting. Ninjas were experts of Tai-Jutsu, the art of hand-to-hand comabt. One reason that their style of fighting was so effective, was that they not only studied punching and kicking, but they studied the human body as well. They actually were what we would call "killing machines".

So they didn't own because they were ninjas, they were ninjas because they owned. But you are right about one thing, ninja would more from failures than successes.

NonPlusUltra 2008-06-14 10:04:08

okay ! but still i think that pirates are sooooooooo much cooler than ninjas :P

Lare 2008-06-14 10:04:08

Well, I respect your opinion. But you're wrong.

TheSilverGuitar 2008-06-14 19:02:32

Ah, i shat myself laughing. Damn, I need new underwear!!!
Yeah, I never saw why everyone liked pirates so much, and ninjas are far superior in every way. It's not even fair to compare the two, ninjas are that awesome.

Lare 2008-06-14 19:02:32

You are so right! There's in no way you could even think about thinking about thinking that pirates could put a fight against ninjas! I really like the way you think!

MikeDias 2008-06-14 20:04:06

ninjas e<a href="http://www..">www..</a>. how unoriginal but if you like them congrats for you.

Lare 2008-06-14 20:04:06

Touche...

marianne13 2008-06-15 11:28:08

where are the ninjas?! =O

Lare 2008-06-15 11:28:08

Where you least expect them to be...

marianne13 2008-06-15 11:42:45

how do i become a ninja?
pirates suck btw... dont listen to waht people are telling you haha

Lare 2008-06-15 11:42:45 (Updated 2008-06-15 11:54:48)

There is only one way to become a ninja (or in this case kunoichi, a female ninja):

Watch all seasons of TMNT, complete the Ninja Gaiden and Tenchu games and listen to Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap". Those are the key steps in becoming a ninja. From there, it's just pure, 100% training.

Oh, and you couldn't be more right, pirates really suck.

marianne13 2008-06-15 12:16:34

"young lady!"
we're practically the same age lol

Lare 2008-06-15 12:16:34

That was me trying to sound responsible. :)

NukeTheWhales 2008-06-15 12:23:10

What makes you think Ninjas don't have disease? You haven't even met a real ninja, or a pirate. Pirates may talk like idiots, but they at least talk! You don't know anything about the Ninjas personal hygiene either, so you cannot automatically declare them "non-stinky". You just pulled 99.78% out of the air and have no proof Pirates are gay, and there is really nothing wrong with that. A real Ninja liker would respect everyones life choices as well, even if they are gay.

Since when did drinking alcohol and being drunk become un-cool?

You fail. End.

Lare 2008-06-15 12:23:10

Hey, it's not my fault if you don't have any friends!

marianne13 2008-06-15 12:30:46

responsibility > laziness haha
you > me

Lare 2008-06-15 12:30:46

I believe you're correct.

NukeTheWhales 2008-06-15 12:48:17

Hmm, I should have expected somone like you to reply to my post with something with no relevannce to what the topic is. Try actually replying.

I don't have any friends and you're whole account and page has to do with Ninjas... Who's the real loser here?

Lare 2008-06-15 12:48:17

It would be too easy to just say "You", so I'm gonna let you be.

NukeTheWhales 2008-06-15 13:00:04

Lol, ok...

Lare 2008-06-15 13:00:04

And now we're best friends forever!

marianne13 2008-06-15 13:34:28

and if it makes you feel any better
Lare > Smartdog

even if you guys are biffers haha

Lare 2008-06-15 13:34:28

Why you little..!

JimmySaint 2008-06-15 15:59:40

seriously people, pirates against a ninja? thats like an ant against a WMD. ninjas can kick more ass in a minute than a pirate can in a freakin millenium!

awesome

Lare 2008-06-15 15:59:40

Awesome, indeed!

Spilda-Bongwata 2008-06-15 16:04:04

On a political sidenote, FUCK NINJAS.

Lare 2008-06-15 16:04:04

Actally, your sidenote is politically incorrect. The correct phrase would be: FUCK YOU.

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