Ninjas are hotter.

Okay, so here's the deal. I got a few comments from a random asshole who claims that pirates are cooler than ninjas. After thoroughly analyzing his message, I realized that he is technically right. Here's why:

The word "cool" actually means cold. And the opposite of cold, is hot. We can all agree that pirates are most definetly not hot. But as you can see in the picture below, unlike pirates, ninjas can be extremly hot. Therefore, ninjas are hotter than pirates.

So in conclusion, pirates are cooler than ninjas.

Ninjas are hotter.

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Wartooth118 2009-01-30 10:44:55

Fucking female ninja harem.

Win.

Lare 2009-01-30 10:44:55

Ninja harem, your lovers and bodyguards!

ReFreezed 2009-01-30 10:51:08

Great conclusion!

Lare 2009-01-30 10:51:08

Meh...

ReFreezed 2009-01-30 11:04:57

Great conclusion *Homer's evil eye*

Lare 2009-01-30 11:04:57

Meh... *Nelson's laugh*

CleverMiam 2009-01-30 12:02:08

Lol, can't be hotter than that! XD

Lare 2009-01-30 12:02:08

True, true.

Texasota 2009-01-30 12:06:05

aaahhhh ninja's (the land pirate) although this ninja would seem to be after your booty more than a regular pirate would.

Lare 2009-01-30 12:06:05

Oh, that's clever!

JustAnotherUser 2009-01-30 13:11:39

that's right i'd say. a pirates body would be cold forever after meeting a ninja anyway

Lare 2009-01-30 13:11:39

What an excellent observation!

beastkid7 2009-01-30 13:52:48

Lol, thats soo true. Its such a kawinkydink that last week someone asked me to draw them two female ninjas.

I answered your questions on my post.

Lare 2009-01-30 13:52:48 (Updated 2009-01-30 16:29:11)

Those perverts! I still hope you drew them, though...

Sciutoman 2009-01-30 15:51:22

Thunder thigh ninja!

Lare 2009-01-30 15:51:22

I believe that's her title.

Chdonga 2009-01-30 18:23:02

I've seen hot pirates. But they are different pirates.

Lare 2009-01-30 18:23:02

They're all men. Trust me.

TheDeathlessPrince 2009-01-30 20:42:02

Pirates >=D

<a href="http://www.kogakoalition.org/toybox/imagery/PirateWenches.jpg">http://www.kogakoalition.org/toybox/i magery/PirateWenches.jpg</a>

When's the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

Lare 2009-01-30 20:42:02

Few weeks ago when I was playing Dead or Alive, but wahtever...

Sciutoman 2009-01-30 23:40:21

You would never see ninjas in the first place. They could be having sex right behind you and you wouldn't even know it. :O

Lare 2009-01-30 23:40:21

Yeah, "hidden fuck" is indeed a good source of adrenaline.

WikkiXS 2009-01-31 03:39:30

Amen to that!

Lare 2009-01-31 03:39:30

Indeed, brotha!

SirTuokki 2009-01-31 06:55:21

That's hot ninja all right! :D

hey who was the random dude? O.o but yes, pirates are cooler than ninjas and not in the way you say

Lare 2009-01-31 06:55:21

I don't remember his name, but I think he was a homosexual of some sort.

And no, your statement is incorrect.

fabolousbob 2009-01-31 09:18:50

Ok.
Now resolve the global economic crisis.

Lare 2009-01-31 09:18:50

Sure, why not?

beastkid7 2009-01-31 23:17:58

lol, nah its a girl... yeah I'm almost dune!

Lare 2009-01-31 23:17:58

Okay, that's cool.

sonic98 2009-02-01 01:59:11

Once again, Ninjas OWN.

Lare 2009-02-01 01:59:11

Just business as usual.

godpervert 2009-02-01 15:36:43

Hot.

Lare 2009-02-01 15:36:43

And spicy, like indian food.

PliskinMantis 2009-02-03 02:28:42

You teach me Lare. You teach us ALL.

Lare 2009-02-03 02:28:42

Yeah, guess you could say so.

Greeni 2009-02-03 03:07:04

MEOW

Lare 2009-02-03 03:07:04

Go away.

TheDeathlessPrince 2009-02-04 23:29:37

...But how would they see who they were having sex with?

Lare 2009-02-04 23:29:37

Ninjas do it with other ninjas.

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