Many people send me PM's asking ninja-related stuff, so I decided to make a little FAQ here.
Q: Are you a ninja?
A: Yes. Never question that.
Q: Can bullets kill a ninja?
A: No. If you don't believe me, watch the movie "Ninja 3: The Domination".
Q: Is Naruto a ninja?
A: Some say he is, but I wouldn't say that.
Q: Do ninjas alway land on their feet?
A: Yes, always. If they don't have feet, they'll land on someone elses feet.
Q: Do ninjas have a bad temper?
A: You don't want to know.
Q: Why aren't there ninjas in the UFC?
A: Ninjas are banned from the UFC due to a long streak of brutal wins.
Q: Do ninjas smoke?
A: No, but they use smoke bombs.
Q: Wich are cooler, pirates or ninjas?
A: Shut up.
Q: Why do ninjas wear black so often?
A: Because they're is cool.
Q: Would Chuck Norris beat a ninja.
A: Chuck Norris is a ninja. That would be a paradox.
Q: Do ninjas sleep?
A: No. They wait.
Q: Are there ninja women?
A: Yes. And they're hot.
Q: How hot?
A: Very hot.
Q: Are there gay-ninjas?
A: No, and there never will be. Never.
Q: Can ninjas do Hadouken?
A: Ninjas invented Hadouken.
Q: Do ninjas fart in the faces of samurai?
A: If they feel like it. But they never will.
Q: Why don't ninjas ever fight?
A: Why don't birds ever fly?
Q: Can ninjas crawl on ceilings?
A: Ninjas can even sleep on ceilings.
Q: What does the scouter say about the ninja's power level?
A: It's... It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAND!
Q: Where do ninjas come from?
A: From ceilings and stuff.
Q: Do ninjas have anuses?
A: Yes, and they're deadly.
Q: Are TMNT's really ninjas?
A: Yes, definetly.
Q: Did ninjas invet hentai?
A: No, but ninjas invented interent wich contains a lot of hentai.
Q: Will ninjas ever rule the world?
A: Just wait and see...
Q: Can ninjas kill you without you knowing?
A: Yes, and that's how they usually kill you.
Q: Do ninjas like pie?
A: Sure, as long as it doesn't have raisins in it.
Q: Why don't ninjas like raisins?
A: They're are the tool of evil.
Q: Is gingerbread-ninja really a ninja?
A: Yeah, but he's not very good at it.
Q: Do ninjas fart?
A: No. Never.
Q: Let's assume that two ninjas were fighthing each other. What would happen?
A: Everyone within 50 kilometer range would die and one ninja would have a bruise on his chin.
Q: Do ninjas shit in to a samurai armor?
A: If they must.
Q: What's ninjas favorite weapon?
A: Sarcams. And sometimes shurikens too.
Q: What's ninjas favorite way to kill someone?
A: Using paper to cut wounds.
Q: Do ninjas die?
A: Yes, but only when their over 90 years old.
I will update this when I get more questions.
pkjay
Q: Are there gay-ninjas?
A: No, and there never will be. Never
lol homophobe
Lare
Oh, you're back! I though you said that NG sucks ass and you're going to leave for ever!