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Ninja FAQ.

Posted by Lare - July 28th, 2008


Many people send me PM's asking ninja-related stuff, so I decided to make a little FAQ here.

Q: Are you a ninja?
A: Yes. Never question that.

Q: Can bullets kill a ninja?
A: No. If you don't believe me, watch the movie "Ninja 3: The Domination".

Q: Is Naruto a ninja?
A: Some say he is, but I wouldn't say that.

Q: Do ninjas alway land on their feet?
A: Yes, always. If they don't have feet, they'll land on someone elses feet.

Q: Do ninjas have a bad temper?
A: You don't want to know.

Q: Why aren't there ninjas in the UFC?
A: Ninjas are banned from the UFC due to a long streak of brutal wins.

Q: Do ninjas smoke?
A: No, but they use smoke bombs.

Q: Wich are cooler, pirates or ninjas?
A: Shut up.

Q: Why do ninjas wear black so often?
A: Because they're is cool.

Q: Would Chuck Norris beat a ninja.
A: Chuck Norris is a ninja. That would be a paradox.

Q: Do ninjas sleep?
A: No. They wait.

Q: Are there ninja women?
A: Yes. And they're hot.

Q: How hot?
A: Very hot.

Q: Are there gay-ninjas?
A: No, and there never will be. Never.

Q: Can ninjas do Hadouken?
A: Ninjas invented Hadouken.

Q: Do ninjas fart in the faces of samurai?
A: If they feel like it. But they never will.

Q: Why don't ninjas ever fight?
A: Why don't birds ever fly?

Q: Can ninjas crawl on ceilings?
A: Ninjas can even sleep on ceilings.

Q: What does the scouter say about the ninja's power level?
A: It's... It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAND!

Q: Where do ninjas come from?
A: From ceilings and stuff.

Q: Do ninjas have anuses?
A: Yes, and they're deadly.

Q: Are TMNT's really ninjas?
A: Yes, definetly.

Q: Did ninjas invet hentai?
A: No, but ninjas invented interent wich contains a lot of hentai.

Q: Will ninjas ever rule the world?
A: Just wait and see...

Q: Can ninjas kill you without you knowing?
A: Yes, and that's how they usually kill you.

Q: Do ninjas like pie?
A: Sure, as long as it doesn't have raisins in it.

Q: Why don't ninjas like raisins?
A: They're are the tool of evil.

Q: Is gingerbread-ninja really a ninja?
A: Yeah, but he's not very good at it.

Q: Do ninjas fart?
A: No. Never.

Q: Let's assume that two ninjas were fighthing each other. What would happen?
A: Everyone within 50 kilometer range would die and one ninja would have a bruise on his chin.

Q: Do ninjas shit in to a samurai armor?
A: If they must.

Q: What's ninjas favorite weapon?
A: Sarcams. And sometimes shurikens too.

Q: What's ninjas favorite way to kill someone?
A: Using paper to cut wounds.

Q: Do ninjas die?
A: Yes, but only when their over 90 years old.

I will update this when I get more questions.

Ninja FAQ.


Comments

Q: Are there gay-ninjas?
A: No, and there never will be. Never

lol homophobe

Oh, you're back! I though you said that NG sucks ass and you're going to leave for ever!

Oh hey thanks for that useless information. I hope you have fun in
imagination land being a ninja! :D
By the way, pirates are better.

Oh, thanks for being an asshole!

im a diff guy jay gave his account to me hes on stcikpage or somthing now. guessin by your reaction u had beef with him

Well let's just say he is pretty damn immature!

Do ninjas fart in the faces of samurai?

Added.

No,There are gay ninjas,But theres also gay pirates,So they are even.

That blasphemy!

Heres one

Why dont ninja's ever fight?

Added.

Ninjas are awsome! that was a good FAQ list too.

Your wisdom is nearly limitless.

yeh i find that about jay. he can be funny somtimes tho

I doubt that. He seemed like an asshole to me. He called me the most unathletic guy in the world, and when I said that he doesn't have any friends, he said I don't know anything about his life! :D

Can ninjas crawl on ceilings??

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whats better a ninja or an assasin like altair

Isn't it already kinda obvious?

oh btw hadoukens a band dude

Yeah, Non-Plus-Ultra told me that too.

yaaay 13 comment :D

You must be so proud of yourself.

Ninjas are awesome. Without ninjas the art of stealth would be wasted on the likes of old grandmas at grocery stores.

I couldn't have said it better myself!

OMG!!!!!!!! I LUV CHOSING NINJAS IN THE COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHUCK ISNT A RENEGADE NINJA???!!!!!!!wOOt
WHY NARUTO DONT USE NINJA CLOTHES????????
WHY CHUCK NORRIS DONT USE IT???????
PLAY NINJA GAMES LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT ARE A GOOD WAY TO BE A NINJA??????

Could you come back when your drugs wear off?

My mommah said that ninjas live only in Japan, but I said SHUTTEFUCKUPMOMANDPUTSOMECLOTHINGYOUP ERV!

Oh you!

What does the scouter say about the Ninja's power level?

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ok heres one. ninja or jedi. no way can a ninja possibly win this one

Ninja would wipe the floor with the jedi. Just play Ninja Gaiden 2 and you'll se what I mean.

was was really proud but now im number 20 XD

Well that's just awesome!

I got a reallly realllllly good question for you....to bad I cant remember it =(

Well, when you remeber it, I'll be right here.

Who is the ultimate Ninja?

I would be bragging if I told you...

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